25 April 2011

Dead men tell no tales

Could the ill-fated Paradis Boiler Plant be named for one Pete Paradis formerly of the UMass Physical Plant? See Welcome to Paradis (Paradise by the Dashboard Light) for the leadup to this exciting discovery.

List of photography contributions to special collections (line 585; found using site:umass.edu paradis). Date and topic seem like matches!

Possible wife's obit, possibly revealing his full name (found using "pete paradis" amherst).

Is this our Pete: a mech engineer licensed in Amherst!?

Too tenuous? Also anyone can be a detective on the internet (no creepo).

12 April 2011

Yup

Definitely had a dream that riot police shot Terry Francona after arguing with an umpire. Team then started attacking police with bats. In the ruckus Gary DiSarcina strangled someone to death.

I decided that I didn't want to watch baseball anymore.

11 April 2011

Trying

Yesterday I played a little game of catch with my roommate. For the first time this season, I thought it went well.

Today I took two catchable balls right off the head. One on each side. This would be really cute if I were four.

Why am I trying?

07 April 2011

Matt Laquidara Presests: Great Name Report

Today's award goes to Mariners minor leaguer Jetsy Extrano.

03 April 2011

PROJECT X DECLASSIFIED

THE ABOVE IS TANGIBLE GAIN REALIZED FROM 'PROJECT X'.

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING:
"it's like i had only heretofore known of the dog that was perpetually in love but this dog is caught in the act of falling in love"
"sick"
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